"Satan gets us good gas mileage."

Boston was fun but we have a duty to the tour gods, and had to get going. Our next destination was Burlington, Vermont. Alex and Shaun snuck into another movie, GET SMART. This movie was a little better. I suggest sneaking in to your local movie theater to see it. After bonering around for a couple hours it was time to load up. We got a show with indie bands. All of us were super skeptical considering the fact that Cleveland indie hipsters suck dick. But we were amazed at how nice and humble everyone is. All the bands played hard too. After the show, Jess (Alex's Soulmate) bought us 5 large pizzas. She is a goddess. Thank you. Pictures dickhead.



The next show was in Albany, NY. This show was a fucking amazing show. It was the basement of a house. We hung out at the house for awhile until we had to load in. When we first started the set, Heads Held High were the only people watching. By the end of the set, the basement was full of people. But no one was really into us. People got scared when we started mentioning Satan, and one girl even called the song "Break Mirrors" a "Creepy Song." This show was awesome. After the show, hot babes invited us to their party. After Alex and Shaun failed with the same girl, we all fagged out to some Daft Punk, and Ratatat. Joe's personal favorite. Fuck Yea.