"Cows, take me to your leader"

So we left you guys off when we were in a nice Ramada Inn. Joe had a feast at Bob Evens, but later was forced to shit it out on the john. While he held down the fort, Alex and Shaun went down to the pool and actually met 3 freshman girls going to college. Then we fucked them.... NOT!!!!!!!!!! But we did me some nice babes, and exchanged myspaces. Afterwards we had a jam session for the next show.
The next destination was to Salem, Virginia. The trip was 5 fucking hours and pure rage. Some quotes from Alex include "Cows, take me to your leader," "Satan invented drop-D," "If a white cow and a black cow had a baby, then It would produce chocolate milk." It was a fucking retarded drive. Also Salem does not have any main highways, so we had to take back roads that would go up and down the mountains and swerve back and forth. Getting to Salem was a godsend. Fuck. I mean a Satansend!!!!!
We got to the Gravestone Tavern and notice a fuckload of kids for the show. But with all tours, there comes a catch. The owner of the bar never showed up. We had to move the show to a place called The Venue. HAHAHAHA!!!!!! GET IT!!!!!!!!The first couple of bands started playing and got a decent response. Run Riot sets and up and immediately goes right into Light the Fuse. People started going nuts. A circle pit exploded and people were killing each other, eating babies, raping and what not. After 3 songs, the lights come on and the owner of the bar says to end the show. Confusion follows, but we and Heads Held High were able to muster up some money and give it to the venue and let the show go on a little longer. Heads Held High went on and blasted their way through the set. We loaded out quickely and got the fuck out of that stupid fucking venue. We are now sitting in a Denny's trying to find a high school party. Fuck!!!!!