Fuck Nu-Metal!!!!!!!!!!

Our last show was fucking hilarious. It was at an outdoor metal fest, in the middle of fucking nowhere. We played to about 6 people, while the other 50 people were to busy drinking beers and playing hackey sack. Fuck Metal-heads. Fuck everyone with a tribal tattoo. I'm sorry but melodic singing does not go along with a 5 minute breakdown, you fucking dumbfucks. Bunch of faggots. As soon as the set was over we left. Got the fuck out of that creepy village. We want to thank Heads Held High for taking us on tour. It was awesome. See you guys in August. Good bye bank account.

Banned in Canandaigua

Here is a story for all of you. We get to the venue and start loading in. Tons of high school kids start pouring in and the first couple of bands play. We go on and blast our way through the set, but no one seems to care too much. The next band after Run Riot is a local beatdown band. As we watch this joke of a band, we notice the crowd getting very violent. Half way through their set some random jock goes straight into the pit swinging. He starts hitting people who are simply watching the band. The jock was being super shady. On the last song, during the huge breakdown, the jock decides to mosh and hit a bunch of little girls 1/3 his size and some of our friends. Joel goes to stop him and tries to move him away from the girls and our friends. He then swings on Joel. Shaun then grabs the jock's arm and pushes him off Joel, out of the staging area, and throws him onto the entrance way. The jock gets punched, but nailed Shaun in the cheek. The fight is broken up. As Heads Held High goes on , Elliott told the crowd to stop hitting girls and be careful. The jock hears this and yells "Fuck You!" As soon as the jock says this Shaun run's towards him and starts hitting him. The second fight is broken up and everyone leaves. After Heads Held High's set, we hear a rumor of 50 kids waiting outside for us. We go out and no one is there. This is the second to last show. Holy fuck. Horrible beatdown bands beware of Run Riot. YOU FUCKS!!!!!

"Satan gets us good gas mileage."

Boston was fun but we have a duty to the tour gods, and had to get going. Our next destination was Burlington, Vermont. Alex and Shaun snuck into another movie, GET SMART. This movie was a little better. I suggest sneaking in to your local movie theater to see it. After bonering around for a couple hours it was time to load up. We got a show with indie bands. All of us were super skeptical considering the fact that Cleveland indie hipsters suck dick. But we were amazed at how nice and humble everyone is. All the bands played hard too. After the show, Jess (Alex's Soulmate) bought us 5 large pizzas. She is a goddess. Thank you. Pictures dickhead.



The next show was in Albany, NY. This show was a fucking amazing show. It was the basement of a house. We hung out at the house for awhile until we had to load in. When we first started the set, Heads Held High were the only people watching. By the end of the set, the basement was full of people. But no one was really into us. People got scared when we started mentioning Satan, and one girl even called the song "Break Mirrors" a "Creepy Song." This show was awesome. After the show, hot babes invited us to their party. After Alex and Shaun failed with the same girl, we all fagged out to some Daft Punk, and Ratatat. Joe's personal favorite. Fuck Yea.

No Homo.....

After a successful show in Oakdale, we headed to Danbury, CT. That night we all slept in the van in a hotel parking lot, and woke up early just so we could steal some free continental breakfest. It was easy as fuck. We arrived at the venue 8 hours early. The venue had air conditioning, Wi-Fi, bathrooms, and free drinks. We simply just chilled there until the show started. Before the set people started packing in for the show, and we were all getting pretty excited. After the first band, we were up. We had one of the best sets on tour. But no one cared. Everyone who packed into this place only came to drink and mingle at the bar. We played in front of no one. Lame. Upon talking to serveral people in Danbury, we noticed how racist, and homophobic the town is. But the sound guy was cool. We got the fuck out of that town. Pics




Boston was our next adventure. We were kinda skeptical because, Peanut was produced and manufactured in Boston. But it quickly became our favorite city. We met up with Derek from UNRESTRAINED, an awesome band from Vermont, and toured the city. We watched a nature channel on Widescreen and flicked off Fenway Park. Joe fucking hates Fenway park, with a passion.

We then headed to the beach when we woke up the next day. Boston has tons of fucking babes. Babes all over. But the water was so fucking cold, it was hard to impress all the ladies.

After the Beach we saw WANTED, for free. We just ran into the theatre and took a seat. It was a horrible fucking movie. After that it was time to play the show. It was at the Midway Cafe, and was fucking amazing. This was the best show on tour so far. Everyband was amazing. Shout-outs to MOUTHEATER for being the best band in music so far. Peeps should check them out. Hangouts after the show were none other than amazing.

Satan was finally risen.......

Today's show was on the lovely island of none other than......LONG ISLAND. We get to the place and are amazed that the promotion for todays show, and I quote, stated that "5 METAL BANDS" are playing tonight. One band already changed their name to BUM SEX. Fuck yea. This set was the tightest we have been yet. The other shows have been good, but something always happens, like a show getting shut down, or equipment being broken. This was the first set we had with no problems. Pics.





One of these picture included the exclusive "Pit Mamma." She was probably the hardest dancer we have ever seen in hardcore yet. Watch out for her. PEACE!!!!!!!!!!Babes just walked by, gotta go!!!!

Satan cannot eat a whole Chipotle burrito.

So after our little show in Salem, VA we fueled up and headed to our favorite place. DENNY'S!!!!!!!!! We met the local crowd who hangs around Salem and got some interesting stories from them. As well as pictures. This one chick who was all about joel told us she was a hip hop artist. We then proceded to ask her for a place to stay. If it wasn't for her brother, Joel would have had a piece of ass, and we would have had a couch to sleep on. Here are the pictures.



After this we slept in a tent behind Denny's, only to find out that in the morning some old bitch of a woman was calling the cops on us. To Richmand we go. Richmand VA, is amazing. You wouldn't think that 100 years ago, this was a place of war and racism. We explored the town and came back just in time to listen to the local bands. The first band was fucking horrible and had the biggest egos I have ever seen. The next band were some cool pop punkers, who were the only one to stay for the show. This Run Riot set was interesting because a lot of shit started happening before the set. We plug the Peavey into the cab, and for some reason the Peavey isn't working. We had to use Heads Held High's head, but had no time to set the volume and tones. None of us could hear anything. Also the kick pedal started falling off of the bass drum after every song. But we rampaged right through the set to the end. We will never stop a set just because of a malfunction in one thing. The show must go on. Pictures.


After this show we found out that we had a two day break with no shows. First stop is to ours nations capapitals. Washingtons DCs. We walked around everywhere, went to the Air and Space Museum, and made sure to flick off the fucking white house. Fuck yea!!!!!!!!!!!
Heres a picture of a babe we all fucked the shit out of. DVDA!!!!!!

Next stop, NEW YORK CITY!!!!!!! This trip was amazing. On the way up we stayed with Joel's sister and got free chinese. Fuck yea. Then we went to Elizabeth NJ, in order to take the train to the city. This city was a pure dump. Its obvious that everyone here doesn't throw their garbage in the garbage can, and instead throw it in the street. We rode the train to the city and got out right in front of Madison Square Garden. We walked to Central Park where there were so many fashionable babes all of us practically came right there in the park. We got pizza and saw the fireworks right in Manhatten. Shit.