Tuesday, December 16, 2008

New Lead Singer

After months of tryouts and hundreds of souls exposing their talent in order to fill our little Run Riot void. We have finally chosen 'the chosen one.'

His name is Keith and he has accepted our invitation into this band.

We have written 5 new songs, and plan on recording those beast pretty soon.

Watch out for a new 7" E.P.

Say hi to Keith if you see him at a show.

See you soon, fuckers.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Breaks.....


A couple of days ago, Joel our lead singer, and Kevin our guitarist quit RUN RIOT. Major Blow. But since we just fucking toured for a month and a half, the rest of us decided to keep going.

We are going to write some brand new songs and get those beast out to your ears as soon as possible.

Best of luck to Joel and Kevin. They will still contribute to the ears of human beings.

Look for a new evil.

These is no god.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sorry for not making as many blogs for this tour. We have been super busy driving and playing shows. But after tonight, a post was necessary. Last night we were in Lincoln, Nebraska. 5 of us went out into downtown and trashed the night away. We went onto a highway bridge that was under construction, and threw a bunch of paint cans off and threw a rock onto a train. We then went into a gay club and danced the night away. Pure Amazment.

Our next show took place in the town of Cedar Falls, Iowa. This is where a bit of craziness circumvented. We and Unrestrained played amazing sets. We then decide to have a firework war in the country. We drive and find a place to light them off, but as soon as we get ready to war on each other, a truck speeds right into the country and sees us. We decide to drive away, but notice that the truck is following us. Time to confront a fucking asshole. We stop and see whats up. Turns out the dude in the truck is an off-duty pig. He calls more pigs to give us trouble but end up leaving. Kill every fucking pig.

After this we decide to go to a party. (For those with light stomachs, please refrain from reading.) This party is full of local Iowa dudes. We were able to blow up a piano with fireworks, and also pose naked in front of a drunk, passed out kid. Then the host of the party makes a life changing decision. Hes says, and I quote "For fifty dollars, I will drink your cum." Money was thrown and people went right into the bathroom. The whole crew went and loaded a cup full of our semen. We give our man juice to this brave college boy. He takes the cup, puts the juice into his mouth and swallows. Yes, a random fellow drank our semen. Here are picks to prove it. Run Riot will CUM back to this place soon.



Sunday, August 17, 2008

Get a Job!!!!!!


So we last left off in Texas at a house fest where people went absolutely crazy to our set. Our next destination was Pheonix, AZ. The venue was in Native American Reservation. It was also in a pile of shit, where, bugs, spiders, and other creatures lived at. We played a decent set and went back to our free hotel room. Right after that we headed down to Tijuana, Mexico. Pat and Shaun decided to walk around the city. An old dude came right up to us, and asked us "do you like women?" We were confused, but followed him into a random building. He sat us down and brought out 7 completely naked girls. $40/hr for one girl. We got the fuck out of there. We are now in Portland, OR and Tillie is having the time of his life.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Texas Titties

After the show in Austin, we headed straight up to Shaun's Dad's and slept in a nice comfortable, air conditioned house. When we woke up, we were treated to a huge buffet, and given gas money. Amazing!!!!! We then left for Denton, TX which is north of Dallas. This show was a 4 day fest at a house. It was pure amazement. People were drinking, sweating, moshing, fucking, killing, raping, shitting, praying, dumping all over the mosh pit. Word to the wise. Get into A.N.S. That band is pure talent. We have a 12 hour drive to Arizona next. We are going to the tittie bar tonight. Fuck Off!!!



Saturday, August 9, 2008

YOU FIND THAT MAN!!!!!

It's been a week but we have finally been able to update some pictures for this thing. So fuck everyone who has been bothering us. Fuck. We started off in Richmond, VA. The first show started off good. After the show, Tillie and Shaun went to a bar right by where they were sleeping. They were the only white people in the bar. Shaun got some girls number, while Tillie made sure to ease some race relations. The second show was in Johnson City, TN. We played with I RISE. Our new favorite band, due to the fact that they made a 10 minute speech about Peanut and made up a song about Peanut called "PEANUT SUCKS." Pics.

The next show was in a super nice restaurant in Lexington, KY. During this show, a circle pit erupted and went all the way around the bar.

After this show we went down to Burmingham, AL and played a pop punk show. Lots of little cute shorties were at this show. After this show we did something that completely changed our lives. We drove 13 hours straight to the next show in Austin, TX. By the end of this show, everyone was on each other throats. Talk about not sleeping or eating for 13 hours. We did find a random lake in the middle of Texas and proceeded to throw a tree in the lake, setting it afloat. The next destination is Denton, TX. More updates will follow.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Fuck Nu-Metal!!!!!!!!!!

Our last show was fucking hilarious. It was at an outdoor metal fest, in the middle of fucking nowhere. We played to about 6 people, while the other 50 people were to busy drinking beers and playing hackey sack. Fuck Metal-heads. Fuck everyone with a tribal tattoo. I'm sorry but melodic singing does not go along with a 5 minute breakdown, you fucking dumbfucks. Bunch of faggots. As soon as the set was over we left. Got the fuck out of that creepy village. We want to thank Heads Held High for taking us on tour. It was awesome. See you guys in August. Good bye bank account.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Banned in Canandaigua

Here is a story for all of you. We get to the venue and start loading in. Tons of high school kids start pouring in and the first couple of bands play. We go on and blast our way through the set, but no one seems to care too much. The next band after Run Riot is a local beatdown band. As we watch this joke of a band, we notice the crowd getting very violent. Half way through their set some random jock goes straight into the pit swinging. He starts hitting people who are simply watching the band. The jock was being super shady. On the last song, during the huge breakdown, the jock decides to mosh and hit a bunch of little girls 1/3 his size and some of our friends. Joel goes to stop him and tries to move him away from the girls and our friends. He then swings on Joel. Shaun then grabs the jock's arm and pushes him off Joel, out of the staging area, and throws him onto the entrance way. The jock gets punched, but nailed Shaun in the cheek. The fight is broken up. As Heads Held High goes on , Elliott told the crowd to stop hitting girls and be careful. The jock hears this and yells "Fuck You!" As soon as the jock says this Shaun run's towards him and starts hitting him. The second fight is broken up and everyone leaves. After Heads Held High's set, we hear a rumor of 50 kids waiting outside for us. We go out and no one is there. This is the second to last show. Holy fuck. Horrible beatdown bands beware of Run Riot. YOU FUCKS!!!!!



Friday, July 11, 2008

"Satan gets us good gas mileage."

Boston was fun but we have a duty to the tour gods, and had to get going. Our next destination was Burlington, Vermont. Alex and Shaun snuck into another movie, GET SMART. This movie was a little better. I suggest sneaking in to your local movie theater to see it. After bonering around for a couple hours it was time to load up. We got a show with indie bands. All of us were super skeptical considering the fact that Cleveland indie hipsters suck dick. But we were amazed at how nice and humble everyone is. All the bands played hard too. After the show, Jess (Alex's Soulmate) bought us 5 large pizzas. She is a goddess. Thank you. Pictures dickhead.



The next show was in Albany, NY. This show was a fucking amazing show. It was the basement of a house. We hung out at the house for awhile until we had to load in. When we first started the set, Heads Held High were the only people watching. By the end of the set, the basement was full of people. But no one was really into us. People got scared when we started mentioning Satan, and one girl even called the song "Break Mirrors" a "Creepy Song." This show was awesome. After the show, hot babes invited us to their party. After Alex and Shaun failed with the same girl, we all fagged out to some Daft Punk, and Ratatat. Joe's personal favorite. Fuck Yea.



Wednesday, July 9, 2008

No Homo.....

After a successful show in Oakdale, we headed to Danbury, CT. That night we all slept in the van in a hotel parking lot, and woke up early just so we could steal some free continental breakfest. It was easy as fuck. We arrived at the venue 8 hours early. The venue had air conditioning, Wi-Fi, bathrooms, and free drinks. We simply just chilled there until the show started. Before the set people started packing in for the show, and we were all getting pretty excited. After the first band, we were up. We had one of the best sets on tour. But no one cared. Everyone who packed into this place only came to drink and mingle at the bar. We played in front of no one. Lame. Upon talking to serveral people in Danbury, we noticed how racist, and homophobic the town is. But the sound guy was cool. We got the fuck out of that town. Pics




Boston was our next adventure. We were kinda skeptical because, Peanut was produced and manufactured in Boston. But it quickly became our favorite city. We met up with Derek from UNRESTRAINED, an awesome band from Vermont, and toured the city. We watched a nature channel on Widescreen and flicked off Fenway Park. Joe fucking hates Fenway park, with a passion.

We then headed to the beach when we woke up the next day. Boston has tons of fucking babes. Babes all over. But the water was so fucking cold, it was hard to impress all the ladies.

After the Beach we saw WANTED, for free. We just ran into the theatre and took a seat. It was a horrible fucking movie. After that it was time to play the show. It was at the Midway Cafe, and was fucking amazing. This was the best show on tour so far. Everyband was amazing. Shout-outs to MOUTHEATER for being the best band in music so far. Peeps should check them out. Hangouts after the show were none other than amazing.