JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry for not making as many blogs for this tour. We have been super busy driving and playing shows. But after tonight, a post was necessary. Last night we were in Lincoln, Nebraska. 5 of us went out into downtown and trashed the night away. We went onto a highway bridge that was under construction, and threw a bunch of paint cans off and threw a rock onto a train. We then went into a gay club and danced the night away. Pure Amazment.

Our next show took place in the town of Cedar Falls, Iowa. This is where a bit of craziness circumvented. We and Unrestrained played amazing sets. We then decide to have a firework war in the country. We drive and find a place to light them off, but as soon as we get ready to war on each other, a truck speeds right into the country and sees us. We decide to drive away, but notice that the truck is following us. Time to confront a fucking asshole. We stop and see whats up. Turns out the dude in the truck is an off-duty pig. He calls more pigs to give us trouble but end up leaving. Kill every fucking pig.

After this we decide to go to a party. (For those with light stomachs, please refrain from reading.) This party is full of local Iowa dudes. We were able to blow up a piano with fireworks, and also pose naked in front of a drunk, passed out kid. Then the host of the party makes a life changing decision. Hes says, and I quote "For fifty dollars, I will drink your cum." Money was thrown and people went right into the bathroom. The whole crew went and loaded a cup full of our semen. We give our man juice to this brave college boy. He takes the cup, puts the juice into his mouth and swallows. Yes, a random fellow drank our semen. Here are picks to prove it. Run Riot will CUM back to this place soon.

Get a Job!!!!!!

So we last left off in Texas at a house fest where people went absolutely crazy to our set. Our next destination was Pheonix, AZ. The venue was in Native American Reservation. It was also in a pile of shit, where, bugs, spiders, and other creatures lived at. We played a decent set and went back to our free hotel room. Right after that we headed down to Tijuana, Mexico. Pat and Shaun decided to walk around the city. An old dude came right up to us, and asked us "do you like women?" We were confused, but followed him into a random building. He sat us down and brought out 7 completely naked girls. $40/hr for one girl. We got the fuck out of there. We are now in Portland, OR and Tillie is having the time of his life.

Texas Titties

After the show in Austin, we headed straight up to Shaun's Dad's and slept in a nice comfortable, air conditioned house. When we woke up, we were treated to a huge buffet, and given gas money. Amazing!!!!! We then left for Denton, TX which is north of Dallas. This show was a 4 day fest at a house. It was pure amazement. People were drinking, sweating, moshing, fucking, killing, raping, shitting, praying, dumping all over the mosh pit. Word to the wise. Get into A.N.S. That band is pure talent. We have a 12 hour drive to Arizona next. We are going to the tittie bar tonight. Fuck Off!!!

YOU FIND THAT MAN!!!!!

It's been a week but we have finally been able to update some pictures for this thing. So fuck everyone who has been bothering us. Fuck. We started off in Richmond, VA. The first show started off good. After the show, Tillie and Shaun went to a bar right by where they were sleeping. They were the only white people in the bar. Shaun got some girls number, while Tillie made sure to ease some race relations. The second show was in Johnson City, TN. We played with I RISE. Our new favorite band, due to the fact that they made a 10 minute speech about Peanut and made up a song about Peanut called "PEANUT SUCKS." Pics.

The next show was in a super nice restaurant in Lexington, KY. During this show, a circle pit erupted and went all the way around the bar.

After this show we went down to Burmingham, AL and played a pop punk show. Lots of little cute shorties were at this show. After this show we did something that completely changed our lives. We drove 13 hours straight to the next show in Austin, TX. By the end of this show, everyone was on each other throats. Talk about not sleeping or eating for 13 hours. We did find a random lake in the middle of Texas and proceeded to throw a tree in the lake, setting it afloat. The next destination is Denton, TX. More updates will follow.